Basically... I love books, movies, music, and all things nerdy. I'm gay, I'm vegan, and I have a burning desire to impact the world. Whether or not that will happen is still up for debate.
UmSureWhyNot
I’m headed for Build-A-Thon Dallas in the morning! So excited!
If you don’t know what that is: Build-A-Thon is an event where the over 400 Habitat for Humanity AmeriCorps members gather at 4 locations across the country and build multiple houses in 5 days. My fellow crew members and I (with more than 100 others) are building in Dallas, Texas. 11 houses in 5 days!! Working in 90 degree heat should be interesting (and by “interesting” i mean “painful”) but the one thing I’ve learned as a Habitat AmeriCorps member is that no matter how painful or difficult certain aspects of construction can be it is always always always worth it at the end.
Oh man, i should try to sleep. My flight is in less than 8 hours!
(to learn more about Build-A-Thon or Habitat AmeriCorps click the links)
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
CAN EVERYONE PLEASE WATCH THIS SHES DANCING ON BUTTER OH MY GOD
why
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????
You. You stay here with me, okay?”
(via minniemouse-fro)
take heed.
(May sell prints of this soon… And open picture in new tab to view larger)
I feel really dumb right now but if I can’t use water from any water sources, then what water do I use, someone tell me please.
Yeah, that’s kind of funny, isn’t it? Don’t use tap water! Don’t use bottled water! ….FINE. I’ll just go outside and DRAW WATER FROM THE WELL I HAVE TO DIG. :P
Some of this is ill-advised. Iron teapots, for one. Also, teabags are moot at this point, because unless you’re buying what’s known as orthodox leaf, the tea you buy in loose-leaf packets for use in teapots is just as finely-chopped as is the tea in teabags. Wasn’t that way when I was your age, whippersnappers, but times have changed.
A New York Times article encouraging Congress to fund AmeriCorps and value national service.
